Maybe she’s just raunchy?

Aww, poor you! I’m really, really sorry because a) it sounds incredibly frustrating, and b) avocados are basically the entire reason why our species invented eating. You poor darling girl. Here, have a croissant. It’s good for you.

You’re not alone. A friend of mine can only eat white bread too. The poor girl love love loves brown bread—the denser and nuttier the better!—but she just can’t eat it, nor any other fiber-rich fruit and veg. Her body can’t process more than very, very limited doses of fiber. It’ll literally put her in hospital with…

I don’t care if its right, I hate the “jif” pronunciation.

Lalalalala, I don’t wanna hear it! I want to believe that she’s perfect!

Bobby, your photoshops always disturb me and take me to dark places. Keep up the good work.

You might find it hard to believe, but it is possible to be interested in MORE THAN ONE THING AT A TIME and that sometimes, websites are compartmentalized and therefore do not represent the entirety of a viewer’s interests. But carry on with the trolling; it has obviously been fruitful.

there’s plenty of room for all kinds of news on this here internet website

Yep. A story about Pluto belongs in a celebrity gossip feature called Dirt Bag.

Woah, Margot Robbie is 24?? I am so surprised.

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

Baby Harrison Ford can GET IT.

THEY GROW UP SO FAST

Wax Kim—which cost $230,846 to make

Eh, to me Chelsea looks like what would happen if you combined Bill and Hilary’s faces, but who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really want to submit a pic of my sister’s cat and her doppleganger, Stacy London. I really should do that and see if I can make my sister’s cat famous.

Omg your quote! So great.

This is like... Acting Clive Owen face, not walking the red carpet. What are those editors thinking?

Sassy, your audience deserves to see the original comparison.

waot os tjos trie