I feel like I have to check the masthead weekly now w/ all the comings and goings!

Bobby you are quickly becoming one of my favorite DirtBags.

People that harm animals are the worst.

Goddammit, Jenelle. Here I was, thinking you had maybe gotten your shit together because you turned down money to star in a porn, and you go and do something so fucking stupid and proves that your judgment is shit. You’re lucky your dog didn’t get blown up. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, it’s cruel and you are a bad…

Adultosaur might end our friendship over this, but I just really can’t stand T. Swift’s overly-curated Insta-life. And I say this as someone who loves her music and also her cats.

why are those jail uniforms relatively cute

I’m a straight dude, and god dammit, that really is one handsome gorilla.

so i know how closely our DNA resembles primates but it legit freaks me out how much the faces/expressions they make look like human faces/expressions

Selma, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :````````(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

i just sat here thinking “what if chris evans is on this list”

Here’s what I got from this article-

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

“The economics of eating out.”

“Yeah, that’s not cool,” said Professor Funkelschlotz.

Sour Shoes calling into Dan Partick

Near the end of Henry VIII’s first marriage.

I don’t think I heard that one but I love Artie stories. He’s a great story teller.

I was never an Artie fan. Now Sour Shoes..... That guy is amazing and wasting all that talent.

He was really great but that’s not surprising because Stern is probably the best interviewer of all time. Well, him and Bob Simon (RIP!). Bababooey! Fafafooey! etc. etc. Seriously though, he’s fucking amazing. Not the same Stern from my college years when he was having porn stars ride Sybians. There’s still some smut…

Yoga pants would never do this to you. Yoga pants love you too much <3