I get irked when teenagers say “my bad” um... that is not the same as saying I’m sorry. You don’t bump into someone & say “my bad”. WTH does that even mean?!

Agreed. If you feel you have to say “no offense”, don’t say anything at all. Easy.

It’s the Light version of “I’m not racist but...”

Let me just preface [by saying], I understand the history. I get it, trust me. I was taught, I’m in that culture.

Why do people think saying “no offense” is a magic phrase that protects you from getting yelled at for a shitty opinion? People are going to get offended no matter your intention. Just stop it and say what you want to say.

You are so cute I want to punch you in the face.

I’ve said this before, but my disdain for Franzen became burning hatred when he wrote that NEw Yorker article about how Edith Wharton would have been a better writer if more men had wanted to fuck her. I still can’t believe more people didn’t call him out for that. Edith Wharton is 1000x the writer he will ever be.…

“the feels”

Well, I’d say it’s at least dishonorable to sleep with somebody else while in a relationship, lie about it, and then try to get child support for one of them from the wrong person, but what do I know? I’m not sure this fits as slut shaming.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

Neko DOES NOT resemble Scarlett Johansson!

Isn’t animal murder a sign of being a psychopath....?

I don't get the worship of her on this site. I mean, I respect her. I just don't get the crazy adoration.

I was also born in ‘85 and I got Ellen, but all my friends are Lynn, Marie, Elizabeth, and Leigh.

I’m from the south, so replace Lynn with Leigh, and pretty much the same. Well, a lot more Anne and Mary than Marie. My middle name is Christine, which I love. I oddly was slightly jealous when I made two friends in college who were Sarah Christine and Natalie Christine. I was like...ITS MINE bitches!

Ooooh I hope you have little tiny crowns for them!

Believe me, I would never give my kid the name Ruth in real life. I just picked it because it’s the traditional convert’s name. I have kid names picked out already: Amy Rose and Adam James. I like basic names. I’m apparently a weirdo for that.

Hey now! Ruth is my Hebrew name! ;)

Just Googled it. So adorable. Matching outfits is beyond cute!!!

I hate, with the fire of a thousand placentas, that she has to do this. The woman just brought another human into the world FROM INSIDE HER OWN BODY, an act that can be so traumatic and harrowing it kills thousands of women every year. No one should be required to be beautiful within hours of this; just let her rest…