That happens sometimes. :/

This Pissing Contest is making me feel super lame because I have no good stories, just your garden variety sleeping around and making bad decisions and crying a lot.

Tried to stay friends.

Yeah I think they just gross me out so much, with the courting and rules and all that stuff. Why can’t there be a nice cute family that wasn’t part of a creepy religion, that people loved.

It so strange too, I know people who love them, and spout how moral and good role models ect. they are BUT are l tough, independent, sex having non marrieds women , and I really don’t get it.

I would pay a lot of money to see someone of ‘lesser repute’ seduce all of the people you just listed. I mean, I don’t need close-ups or anything, but at least scenes of them entering the hotel room, maybe snuggling, and then leaving. *resists voyeur brain*

One of the Duck Dynasty daughters was on dancing with the Stars last year. They kept making a huge deal out of how she needed modest Daddy approved costumes. It was super creepy. The girl was young, 17, and I think there is merit in her dressing like a teenager rather than like a 35 year old. But I would hope that if…

Belinda doesn’t sound tough or determined. Poor Belinda...if only this poster was around on her prom night! #prayersforBelinda

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

You are not a very nice person.

You sound like a real pill.

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

I have emailed this “Bobby” person and Emma Carmichael calling for his head on a platter.

Wait, where’s the celebrity/pet look-a-like feature??? My dog is going to be in it (some year, they’re very murky about when this will happen) so I come on here and scroll down first thing every Wednesday!

If you have an open dislike of children, chances are you’re not going to be as patient with them when they act like children and not in a cute or funny way. Children are erratic, emotional, defiant, and in some cases extremely cruel. It takes patience, and lots of it, to work with them and (hopefully) correct bad…

Well, the article fails to mention that there were actually three sisters at the beginning of their road trip.

Anal sex doesn’t give you a “loose butthole”. Penises, although magical in their own way, don’t have that kind of power, sorry.

Oh hey distant ass cousin, I am also supposedly descended from William the Conqueror. We should totally have a reunion with all of his descendants, like the millions of us. It’d be a hell of a party. Granted my link is a tenuous bastard grandkid, so you know maybe I’m not invited?

We’re related! William the Conq 4 LYFE!

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