Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Clearly, they really should have asked us before naming it. What were they thinking?

This is really unnecessary.

I think she was. I had to watch the episode twice to get it, though. She was using sarcasm so that Tan Old Dude would see how ridiculous he was being.

Joan was being sarcastic when she said she would abandon her son. At least I took it that way.

I’m sort of imagining Stampy from the Simpsons but with Michael C. Hall’s Dexter hair.

are we actually suggesting that we turn the elephant into a serial killer, dexter style? i can dig it.

And the girl that posed all smiley with the dying giraffe.

kinja, can you repeat “awesome” a few dozen times here?

I was going to make a similar comment. “Wandering” has very specific connotations that are not at all evident in this story.

SERIOUSLY. I painted my nails the other day and after they dried I noticed a cat hair (from my one, short-haired cat) stuck in the polish. Ugh.

There is nothing to say except holy moly that is one cute baby. For reals.

I know. Last night i saw the Gawker article, which had the picture of that piece of shit with the poor cat she killed and I legitimately had trouble sleeping. :(

Every time I hear a story that involves violence to cats, all I can think of is my beloved baby cats. And they actually experienced violence too, and abandonment, and being thrown away like trash before a good Samaritan found them. They are fuzzy angels and did nothing to deserve this. People who hurt animals are the…

They have a Lilly Pulitzer hammock stand, too.

I’m surprised older mothers allow more space between births. I’d have thought it would be less if they were worried about thier fertility window. But maybe it would take them more time to feel recovered?

They had several of those at my Target. Along with a set of cocktail glasses, a couple of boxes of string lights, a bunch of candleholders and a child’s romper. This was at 10 am.

I just checked out the collection on target dot com, and I don’t get it. It’s all tacky-floral old lady resort wear. Who would wear this shit?

I have an ex with ridiculous Snuffleupagus eyelashes. He used to pull them out because, “they get in my way.” Like... what?! Are you tripping over them? How is that even possible?!