I have three cats and I would just like to say back off, Karlie.

...there’s nothing more emasculating than a woman pulling out her credit card.

That's rich coming from you, MELONS!

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We have two cats and my husband won't let us get more. He says we don't want to be outnumbered. I guess that's a good point but secretly I wouldn't mind. I have so much love to give to cats!!!

If it makes you feel any better that has happened to literally everyone. Usually under the influence of alcohol, but also sometimes by not paying attention.

This is the winner, as far as I'm concerned.

Does wearing corduroy overalls to a friend’s school dance count?

I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.

Ditto. Goodness, when I discovered “Me and a Gun...”

This, basically.

Agreed. I didn't see him as... Anything? Asexual? No clue.

MAN-dy, duhhhhhhhh

WHAT WAS MANDY ABOUT THEN

I...have some news about Liberace.

I’ve seen Tori several times over the years and I’ve cried every single time. The last time I saw her I straight up ugly cried complete with gaspy sobs when she sang Playboy Mommy. She has this amazing ability to capture the essence of experiences with so much truth and beauty. Even though I don’t listen to her very…

Selkie, Oysters, and 16 Shades of Blue are my favs!

I think she has better rhetorical ability than any other singer I’ve heard: she can cover an average song and make it meaningful (e.g. “I Don’t Like Mondays”). She’s also one of the few people who can sing about sex and not have it be cringe-worthy.

I want to edit this to add: however, i’m glad they’re doing this to raise money for RAINN. It’s a good cause.

Me too! I haven’t listened to her music in a while, but it was really important to me at various stages of my life and well, she’s amazing.