I don’t know if I would like Tori’s songs as much sung by others. It’s her delivery that makes the songs so special.

Don’t you mean he was “Brunched” in the face?

I would always sign my name like that at the time because I was 8 too “Edna Garrett, Age 8” - drove my mom crazy.

Ramona Quimby, Age 8 is the best book ever.

Ramona would never smoke. She's the Nosmo King.

Rita Who?

Mr. Bobby Finger, you’re really starting to grow on me. I’m always hesitant with new writers (I hate change, tyvm), but you’re pretty funny. :)

You’re missing out, bro.

“Hello Bruce!”

Amber Rose celebrated Easter by Instagramming Hoobastank lyrics.

schemin’ Bunny

I go on and off the pill pretty often and I’ve never really noticed much of a transition (my bf and I end up doing long distance for a few months at a time fairly often). Getting back on the pill is kind of a pain, though- I end up spotting for the first month and having a couple days of ALL THE FEELS, but it’s not…

Reese’s Eggs are the shiiiiiit. And I maintain that the eggs are better than the Christmas trees, pumpkins, and hearts.

I know that this probably isn’t the point, but if I had $20 to spare, I would probably choose to just buy myself breakfast instead of paying to hunt for eggs that could potentially score me one, along with a black eye.

Rimmel London Glam Eyes Mascara

Rimmel London Glam Eyes Mascara

Ugh, yes. One of our friends just had her first kid a couple weeks ago and apparently all her friends (also with newborns) were posting pics of their kids’ baskets. What are these crazy people getting for *newborns*?? It’s madness. It’s become more about the parents’ ego than doing something cute with your kid.

Yikes

Did you say “Godda” instead of “gotta” as a church pun???

I have a two year old, and the only thing I see in my feed from my friends are pictures of babies on their Easter finery. I think it’s pretty tacky to post braggy gift pics (and luckily my friends seem to agree!)