I have been watching my facebook news feed, and I am astonished by how much stuff kids get for Easter (which I had largely forgotten this year).

Reese’s Peanut Butter eggs? Kim is a great mom.

I’m starting to wish no one had taught the internet the word “blackface.” The whole thing is starting to feel like a two-year-old who’s learned to say “No!” and now says it to any question.

Those are thick legs??

"Florida" is not a place, it's not something you can put on a map. It's a state of mind, a certain panache to your being. It's jazz hands while you kick bags of meth at your sister-in-law/lover. It's a smile when you pretend to be a dog and bite the postman. It's a little hint of lilac added to the feces you coat…

GOOD ONE YOU!

LUCY YOU GOT SOME SPOOKIN’ TO DO!

Which is ironic given that she played Ishtar, a wiccan follower, in Boy Meets World.

DID SOMEOBODY SAY....


....WOOD?

You are an innovator and these plebeians just can't understand your art.

Fighting Polish don't try and censor his art this is beautiful.

I just want more episodes of Full House Without Michelle.

Like, I want one of these execs to comment on my posts and go, You Got it Dude.

These TV executives need to Have Mercy on us all.

Like srsly, they need to Cut It Out with this nonsense.

You guys all know about this, right?

I would definitely watch a show where DJ and Kimmy are married to each other and have three adorable boys.

How Rude of them to reboot this.

The right answer to crossword number one is “her.” As in, “her?”

"I look in the mirror and it's hard for me. I am really thin. I want to look fit and beautiful and sexy, and I can't."