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Clinique’s Dramatically Different is no good. Not hydrating at all.

Clinique’s Dramatically Different is no good. Not hydrating at all.

Let us pray that their relationship is as brief as these interviews.

Brandi’s run-on sentences make it too hard for me to feel sad for her.

Ben is a BETA, which is the best kind of partner.

Yeah. The “I will praise his name, amen" was particularly unsettling to me. Maybe she's just in shock? I don't know. I'm not religious.

Did you read the interview excerpt? He said the Olsens don't consider themselves actresses.

He said the Olsens don’t consider themselves actresses. How does that translate to John Stamos saying they’re not actresses? It doesn’t, so this headline is click-baity as hell. #leaveunclejessealone

I’ll miss you, Mark. Thank you for all the laughs and for the warm smile that spread across my face reading this post. Thank you for unabashedly loving Olive Garden. I hope you feel better soon and I hope you DANCE. Good luck!

I refuse to watch it. British Bakeoff or GTFO!

Was that a different season? I don't remember a contestant named Howard. I've only seen season five. :(

I love that when someone is sent home they don’t have a tantrum. They just smile and say “Well, I suppose I shoud have tried a bit harder.”

This show is like Valium. No drama, aside from the Baked Alaska “scandal,” and all the contestants seemed to genuinely like and support each other. And can anyone ever get enough of Mary Berry’s baking-themed sexual innuendos?! Pure gold.

My little sister was obsessed with that movie!

Omg Bobby, I had abdominal surgery three weeks ago and this entire post is making me laugh so hard my incision aches.

Talk about a non-apology. And why the fuck would we hold his mistake against the contestants?

I'm sorry if I came across as a jerk. It's hard to tell sometimes what's a joke and what isn't. Thanks; you too!

I know it’s literally your job to write about your impending nuptials, but are some of these posts hyperbolic? I’m getting married in nine months and often forget that I’m a “bride to be.” I don’t speak for every woman about to get married, of course, but your posts often leave me wondering what’s real and what’s for

Yasssssssss!

Thanks for the tip!

If I bought a $65 candle, I would never burn it. It would just be a decoration. I even consider the candles I get from Home Goods decorations.