didsomebodysaysassy
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didsomebodysaysassy

Yeah, I think you’re right. Those halcyon days of “The Parent Trap” and “Mean Girls” feel like ancient history now.

How long would you say it's been? Three years? Time is beginning to blend together for me.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

“I am dumb" kind of works.

I should really read the comments before posting. I just wrote “Wear a skinny scarf or you’ll make me barf.” Great minds...

Wear a skinny scarf or you'll make me barf.

Glad I’m not alone! He’s a definite eye-fucker. I didn't notice anything wrong his skin; what do you think he has?

Douchey behavior aside, I will say that there is something oddly magnetic about Billy Crudup. I met him briefly after he did a play two years ago and when our eyes met I felt a little weak in the knees. I guess it’s the smile.

It must be in the “Beyond” section. ;)

How dare you presume to know me! ;)

I know! We’ll get Judge Kara Brown to tell us if Miranda is throwing sha...

I enjoyed this episode. I know, I was surprised, too!

I think the tabloids dreamed this up after Cindy went on Howard Stern and said she often feels like the dumbest person in the room compared to Amal.

Oops I forgot Ciara and Future. This shit is hard.

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Trying to read that string of sentences is like attempting to decipher ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. It ain't happening without a PhD!

I have nothing to contribute beyond the fact that I love Bobby Finger and his Dirtbags brighten even my worst days.

Breathtaking. All of you. Wow!

I suck at them too, but Kate Hudson immediately came to mind.

I saw them too! Long Island?