So filing a defamation lawsuit makes someone seem more credible? I hope you’re never asked to be on a jury.

You’re truly “one of us” now... in the grossest way possible. My condolences! <3

It refers to a really gross sex... fetish? that Shrayber once posted about to make us all sick. Google “rosebudding” if you dare!

They're the worst. Glad I'm not alone but sorry you suffer with them too.

Oh no! I never read that SVH. I basically just kept cycling through the 7 or so books my sister owned. I'm glad you didn't die from doing a line of coke like poor Regina!

I think your mom had the right idea. Those books were harmless, anyway. I don’t know if I’d say the same thing about the Danielle Steel books I read - “Fine Things” was my favorite - but I didn’t understand all the sex stuff. I did know it was inappropriate reading material, though, so I hid them under my bed. My mom…

I loved those! My older sister had a bunch of Sweet Valley High books. I liked them because they were racy compared to The Babysitters’ Club.

I read Danielle Steel romance novels at 8. Doesn't mean I understood all of the material; I was just bored.

Thank you! I had almost a year of CBT with exposure/prevention therapy recently and it was great but my obsessions/compulsions have shifted since then.

I have OCD and reading stories like this bring on intrusive thoughts about pouring drain cleaner in MY own eyes. I would never do it, of course (nor do I want to be blind!) but OCD doesn't care about rationality. I keep worrying I'm going to develop the uncontrollable urge to blind myself. I really hate this condition…

It’s becoming harder and harder to distinguish Kylie’s emotions based on her did she or didn't she plastic surgery, so I'm gonna go with Tyga.

And they all seem to be people I went to high school with!

Aw, I'm sorry! I can't wear jeans unless they're stretchy.

That’s dumb, but American Eagle’s Artist Fit jeans are the best!

Four* children.

Didn’t you know you can cherry-pick the Bible verses you want to follow? That’s Gothardism 101! ;)

I’m not at all surprised. I follow them on Facebook (because I’m a masochist) and the Duggar’s fans are fucking ravenous for them to return to TV. The thousands of likes Jessa gets for posting a picture of her Chick-Fil-A nuggets or an underlined Bible verse were probably used as leverage in making this deal. If these…

“As I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained 15 pounds...”

I had a friend in high school who went tanning every day for a few years. She had skin cancer on her nose by age 28. Keep on thinking you're invincible, kids...

It’s a powder, right? Just swirl it with a blush brush and apply. (I hope this doesn’t sound condescending because it isn’t intended as such!)