I call my fiance lovey dove sometimes. Nothing unique. My cat Henry is almost exclusively referred to as bunny or bun and the other, Charlie (an InTouch “Double Creature” celeb), is called monkey, Char-ding or Char-boy. Mostly I just call all three baby.

The last thing the world needs is beauty advice from someone who is 18 going on 37. I was perfecting my eyeliner skills while you were presumably playing with Barbies, Kylie.

The next time I go to the drive-thru I'm asking for a Mickey Gooch Jr. with cheese.

Excellent advice! Thanks!

Slightly OT, and I’m gray on I Thee Dread so probably no one will see this, but my fiancé and I just received a pair of Waterford crystal flutes out of the blue as an engagement gift and my future MIL is pressuring me to ask for another four on my registry so that I have a set. I told her I’ll think about it but that…

Because I complain to my fiancé that I’m fat. I don’t publish articles “admitting” to it. The difference is that I know I'm being irrational when I call myself fat; the author really thinks she is.

I couldn’t tell you because I’m pretty much the same height and weight as her and I also wear a size six. FWIW I have a tiny waist.

Your comment about being “fat” startled me. I’m 5’1 and a half with 34DDD breasts and and I’ve hovered around 135 pounds for the past two years. I call myself fat all the time but I know I’m not actually heavy. And no one, not my doctors or even people who hate me, has ever called me fat. I don’t give a shit if my BMI…

That statement is akin to a toddler not wanting to do X, Y and Z.

Evan Peters, noooooo!

Is that the Hollywood version of “I had to wash my hair that night”?

This adorable lad is the epitome of British restraint!

After today’s events, I’m more thankful than ever for the mindnumbingly stupid articles chronicled in Midweek Madness. Thank you, Bobby!

There is no safe place to be a human.

Gorgeous. Have you ever seen her live? I did in 2004. Still listen to her at least weekly. She's gotten me through some really bad days.

Haha, I actually don't! I just love that Franco winking gif.

<3

Like “Koosh” but with a soft “o.”

Yessssssssss!