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I dunno. I never got the vibe that her relationship is a publicity stunt because I so rarely see them mentioned by the media. But I do find it interesting that in the post she wrote denying the rumors she said “He didn’t sign up on the site to cheat on me.” Maybe it’s the copy editor in me, but that statement implies

Sorry. :(

It's the first one!

I have spent the last three minutes trying to figure out how to write it in a way that makes sense. I have failed.

Smush Room workers.

This gif isn’t showing up for me, but it’s Franco giving you a big ‘ole wink.

BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL

Snooki did comment about the rumors on her Facebook page (I swear she only showed up in my newsfeed because someone commented on a post of hers!) She said it’s a lie and that if her husband wanted to cheat on her he'd do it the old-fashioned way, etc.

If she was young she would be a “Mademoiselle” ;)

I hate pretty much everything Tori has done since 2002. “Under the Pink” forever.

“Jagged Little Pill” is the first cd besides “The Lion King” I ever owned. And I was only in third grade! Nine years old and I knew who Alanis Morrisette was! (I did not, however, know what it meant to go down on someone in a theater.)

Adam Levine warned all of us that it would.

If it wasn't a thing before, it is now.

There is nothing behind those glassy eyes and he has the tiniest nips I've ever seen. 10/10 would not trust.

I don't like him.

For me, there is something deeply comforting yet wholly unnerving about lying in bed watching Investigation Discovery into the wee hours of the night. The content is often horrific, but the narration helps lull me to sleep. I haven’t watched in a while, though, because I found myself becoming too desensitized to

“Icicle” by Tori Amos. (can’t seem to post the link)

I was a 34D at her age. Now, at 29, I’m a 34DDD! I don’t weigh that much more than I did at 17 but I wonder if going on the Pill made my breasts bigger. I’m petite and have a lot of back and neck pain. I hope yours don't get even bigger like mine did. :-/

Drew Barrymore also had the surgery when she was fairly young.

Esp the SpongeBob-shaped variety.