Do it, but keep in mind that InTouch might not use the comparison pic you email them, thus resulting in a less-than-perfect Double Creature. (It happened to my cat.)

I unabashedly love the movie.

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t called Kelly “sensitive” or “defensive” yet (that I know of). That’s what men always seem to like to accuse us womenfolk of when our ladybrains “overreact.”

Miscarriages are very sad, but this video strikes me as... inauthentic.

“Just in cases.” <3

It made me want to throw up.

Fuck them. Fuck them so hard.

Aw, that’s so sad! I don’t get hospital-level shits unless I eat anything with peanuts. I’ve had to be rehydrated at the ER several times.

I eat Wonder Bread sometimes because I get sick from more fibrous breads. (Ulcerative colitis/IBS).

I love you Bobby.

Next thing we know she’ll be going poopy in her undies!

Babies put things in their mouth that they aren’t always supposed to. Ariana is probably just teething!

Do it! Even though they messed up the picture and made me feel like a douche, I have every intention of framing the page. I thought it would be funny if my cat could be in a tabloid and now he is!

Thank you! They email you this list asking for your pets likes and dislikes and then ask you to tell them why a specific celeb reminds you of your pet. It was kind of fun being all corny. They changed “smoldering stare” to “intense stare,” though. Ha!

That’s assuming they think at all!

You angel.

probably. The tabloids all LIE! this is the proof.

You are SO nice! Thank you. This is proof you really can't trust the tabloids, heh.