I KNOW!!!! I'm doubting everything right now.

It’s true! I realize I just revealed my identity in doing so, but an apology had to be made. I take Double Creature vry srsly.

I’m pissed, too!

That’s my cat and they didn’t use the pic I submitted, making this a fucking travesty.

That’s my cat in this week’s Double Creature and they didn't use the photo of Clive Owen I submitted where he and Charlie were making the same face so now I look like a big dumb jerk who has let all of you down.

Is Karyn gone completely? I KNEW somebody was missing.

I give Sour’s impressions a noine point noine

I am so fucking tired of hearing that I still have “plenty of time” to have kids. I’ll be 30 at the end of the year and am beyond ready to have a baby. My mom had her youngest at 43 and it was sometimes exhausting.

How exactly do you ban someone from breastfeeding? Are her boobs going to be monitored at all times?!

Ah! I wasn't sure. :)

I guess Uncle Jesse forgot his big sister, Pam, was KILLED by a drunk driver!

Almost choked to death on a hot dog at Disney World when I was 6!

It's entirely possible the nanny knew. That's not why they moved though; I was kidding!

He and his daughter ended up moving to a new apartment on Fifth Avenue not long after this happened. (I wasn’t caught but I was asked not to invite my boyfriend over.) WAS IT MY FAULT THEY MOVED?!

I lost my virginity in the high-falutin’ Upper East Side apartment of one of my mom’s cousins. I was 18 and stupid but still regret it. I had no business bringing my then-boyfriend over there period, let alone having sex in the guest bedroom I was staying in.

I’ve never shied away from horror flicks, but that movie is pretty scary.

Is that gif from “The Ring?”

Deborah Rush would be perfect! (I miss “Strangers With Candy”).

She should star in a follow-up to that terrible “Baby Geniuses” movie!