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I love that book so much. It’s a title I can reread over and over again. NBO!

Ugh! I'm sorry. BMIs are such bullshit. My doctors have never said anything but sometimes when they weigh me I think they're going to.

Mhm! Mine goes to my hips and upper thighs.

Oddly, no. I remember being a B cup at 12 and a C cup at 15, then a D at 19. I was 110 pounds at 19. Went on the pill and gained weight, which I think propelled me into the Double Ds. I think I realized I was a triple D on my own because I wear 36DD, too. For all I know, I’m actually an F or G. These things are

Oh god, I’m a 34DDD and... yeah. Plus, my back always hurts. Even my boobs hurt. They're just so heavy.

I hear you. But I’m one of those women who weighs 135 pounds and wants to lose weight because I’m barely 5’2. For me, 135 pounds is about 10 pounds past where I feel comfortable.

He has three children - a daughter and two sons - and another daughter on the way. :-/

I think this guy should have to use a separate bathroom reserved specifically for bigots. He’d probably be more “comfortable” there.

Haha. Apparently ivory colored linens come in our package. I'm just like cool, whatever.

Just reading those questions was enough to make my chest tighten! I’m getting married next September and, while my fiancé and I are pretty ahead of the game (venue booked, attendants chosen; hell, even first dance song selected), I don’t like having so many CHOICES as a bride-to-be. That’s one of the main reasons we

Right?! I have a sister named Katelyn but she was born in 1995!

I think we need Shade Court to analyze whether opting for the “C” spelling of Caitlyn is shade. Anyone else agree?

My fiancé can sing the end credits word for word!

I want your address so that I can send you flowers!

We’re the same size! Do you ever wear 36DD instead? That generally works for me.

The entire “Cruel Intentions” soundtrack!

I'm still mad my cat hasn't been featured in Double Creature yet, but that hedgehog really does look remarkably like Guy Fieri!

Everyone knows Michelle is the worst. This bratty behavior is SO in keeping with her character. #rememberdisney? #countingcows #daddysprincess #couldhavemovedtoamansion #icouldkeepgoing

It occured in 2002, according to the police report. Their first TLC special aired in 2004, I think, and the show “19 Kids and Counting” debuted in 2008.