Pat Robertson might just be a bigger charleton than this guy.

Same here!!

Omg! I had forgotten all about this. You rule.

I think that was the very first Ramona book I ever read. And I was 8 at the time!

Her?

I don't feel like looking it up either but two years sounds way too long. 18 months, maybe?

I like him too. His Midweek Madness last week was amazing. Schindler’s Bike!

Klonopin only empowers me to take a nap.

1.) The President’s response to the bee thing was adorable and

I'm sorry to hear that! :(

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The plastic eggs were mostly empty? This whole stampeding business would make more sense if Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs were involved. So much more sense.

An investigative journalist failed to investigate. The mind boggles.

Godda look ~sexy~ to secure a seat in the coveted first church pew.

Same here! And all the people who got their kids a lot of stuff are now writing status updates defending their decision to do so. One person even posted that she recently had a miscarriage and will therefore buy her 1-year-old daughter whatever she feels like on Easter.

Jane Marie, you is kind, you is smart, and you is important.

IDK but she has quite the Facebook following. “Good Christian girls” everywhere want to be juuuuuuust like her.

Does he feed it a steady diet of cigarettes and Diet Coke?

What’s next, a Smashmouth reunion tour?