They're followers of Bill Gothard, a creepy-ass old dude who created all these random rules for "good Christians." One of them is that young people should court each other instead of date and that they should stay super pure until marriage because if you kiss someone and it doesn't work out then you've "given away" a…

Oh god, same. Do you read the Duggars Without Pity blog? I'm a big lurker there. And of course I watch "Bringing up Bates" now too.

When my mom got into Joni Mitchell in the early '70s my grandma apparently said the same thing about her voice being like nails on a chalkboard. I grew up on Joni and love her 5eva but I can understand the criticism. She has one of those soprano voices that occasionally sounds unpleasant. Now, though, her register is…

Her circa-2000 rendition of "Case of You" is also pretty special. So smoky, so sad. And "Both Sides Now."

I miss Callie :'(

When I was a college freshman in NYC in 2004, I used to see people at subway stations trying to get commuters to take what they called "stress tests." Later, I read somewhere that they were actually e-meters used by Scientologists trying to recruit members. Does anyone remember this? It's one of those weird memories…

I wonder if it's too pixelated to be made into a reactionary GIF.

At first glance I thought this was a photo of Charlotte Rampling! Anyone else see the resemblance?

This isn't an isolated incident and I think that's an insufficient excuse. If you're writing for a high-visibility website like Jezebel you should check previous clips when blogging about things you're not sure have previously been covered. It's not hard.

I dunno. Jezebel bloggers often contradict one another.

My mom for some terrible, unexplained reason had a copy of the Bieb's mother's autobiography and it was clear from a few pages that she worships the beastly little imp.

Pretty sure the guy in prison admitted to killing Meredith and there was DNA evidence to prove it.

If it's not fake, my guess is Vanessa Hudgeons. She's 26, famous but not super famous, sang on "High School Musical" (right?) and didn't grow up rich. She's American but her mom was born in the Phillipines, which is what she could mean by being from a "poor country." I doubt this is real but this is just my two cents!

Oooooh! Thanks! I was thinking maybe Clive Owen, too.

Ugh. I was SO into Woody Allen films as a teen and "Annie Hall" will always be my favorite movie but fuck this guy.

You're right; he is very intense. Off to find the perfect comparison photo! Thanks! I will be forever amused if I can make this happen and frame the magazine page.

OK, what celebrity does my precious babe resemble? He's a boy. Come on guys; he could be ~*famous*~

F that S.

For a boy: Philip, Arthur or James

And Jen will be sooooooo jealous.