I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Good thing The Last of Us features fungal spores as opposed to a virus.

“Oh god the humanity.”

Says the kid who’s clearly upset that he’s gotta wait a little longer to play a video game.

Spoken like a true asshole without a single dependent.  Eat shit.

“How dare they use my own very recent words against me!”

“...what Ivanka would have to do if she had to survive on intelligence and hard work.“

If it’s free, what’s to deter people from making restraining orders against every person they can think of, tying up the Court's time and then trying to enforce them constantly?

Let me see if I can write this with poor enough grammar that you understand:

Indeed, they are everywhere:

I’m surprised it’s got dust on it.

I’m a 30s-er and I had no idea this was Robert Redford. This will probably enrage some people, but I genuinely thought it was Grizzly Adams.

Oh, my friend, yes, there is. If you’re in your 30s and younger, you could easily have no fucking idea. I probably have seen a Robert Redford movie, but I couldn’t tell you which and I can’t be sure I’ve actually watched it.

“If I’m the king, the first thing I do is try to stop the plague.”

Nobody’s calling the American’s dicks because they scored too much.

Hey, glad they won! I’m not opposed to running up the score because goal differential is the first tie breaker and if they let up at 6-0, there’s no reason to think Sweden wouldn’t try and win 7-0.

If we needed proof that the US team are just total fucking assholes, here it is. Guaranteed every other team is like “Fuck those guys.”

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.