Posting a Boban article without a Boban video is the rudest thing I’ve ever seen on Deadspin. And I’ve been here since AJ Daulerio.

I know I am in the greys but I have experience to share that might be beneficial. I trained and rode horses for many years in a jurisdiction that allowed horse slaughter and had a thriving racing industry. I rode and trained A LOT of off track horses. I trained them to be pleasure riding horses, ‘bomb proof’ so a kid…

Nah, it’s just that Trumps voters are either:

If officials do a bad job applying a rule that nobody likes towards a player that abuses the hell out of it, should we be upset?

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

You dumb fucker. I live 45 minutes outside of Boston. One doesn't have to live in Toronto to know the Bruins and their fans are ass.

On one hand, yeah, that's probably the right call. On the other, fuck the fucking Bruins.

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…

Considering it’s a completely different director who I’m not nearly as fond of, I really wouldn’t mind. See, when I dislike a movie, I don’t fume about it for so long it turns me into a smug little opinion gremlin. I simply move on. I’d suggest you do the same, but I know you won’t.

*Literally everyone gets a theme but me*

Is there a reason you’re trying SO HARD not to understand a pretty basic thing that was plastered allllllllllll over the movie?

Both the actresses and the script make it very clear that all the conflict was real. That people kept debating otherwise just shows how shoddy the execution was, but there really isn’t anything onscreen whereby you could conclude it was all an act.

Awww, you’re pretty articulate for an 8 year old!

No it wasn’t, it was completely fucking stupid. It just gives more ammunition to the fake news bullshit that will inevitably come from this.

I personally feel very owned when they go play on the train tracks.

Hunt’s friend handed the police Ottinger’s phone, saying she had left it in their room

Not against removing an arbitrary cap that privileges owners over labor, but it strikes me that the parity of baseball has so much to do with the particular dynamics of the sport (roster size, farm systems, players on the field, etc) that assuming it would or even could be replicated in a cap-less NBA is dubious.