I can see an argument on the second one, but on the first he’s sliding directly towards the bag and Arcia is on the base path. There’s nothing wrong with that play.

Oh, so now all women are witches?

Casting Scarlett Johansson for the lead in GitS when just about everything else is visually and culturally true to the source material is a valid argument for questioning the ethnic morality of that choice.

“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

I was really into your rage until YUM! Center.

My yard daily:

Definitely waiting for the Casual Turkey patch before I buy.

Friends, wild woodland/jungle turkeys are not to be trifled with.

The wildlife in FC5 has killed me more than enemies with rifles and I’ve only been playing a few hours. Bears are no joke.

Do the turkeys always have their feathers up? If so, I strongly protest this game’s lack of adherence to proper bird behavior.

Video games are good at transforming the moments of our lives, too. The now of games is relentlessly enticing, much better than the reality of sitting in front of your computer or your TV clicking some buttons. They can offer the same pull as a drink, the same one more, the same possibility for addiction if you want…

When you serenade a talent like LeBron you always go full Pavarotti-mouth.

It’s called a doner!

‘gonna 2B’? No.

I normally would say shit happens in a scramble on a potentially slick basketball court...but no, that motherfucker stopped chasing the ball and dove at Gobert’s knees.

Puig, because I want him to lick the ball before hitting someone on purpose with an 0-2 count and the bases loaded.

“Doctorale Thesis” sounds like a pretentious microbrew they would serve at a college bar. Probably a double IPA or something.

You sound like a GOP congressman choosing party over country. Root for the NL, goddammit.

Good God, you are one of the most consistently off-topic commenters on Deadspin.