Not even close:

How can you forget it once you have seen it. It was so bad you could not look away. It is forever seared into my subconscious.

It does, but only if you truly believe it does.

Challenge Accepted.

CP at any price. This may be the ugliest truck on earth.

“Too big to have a manual?”

Well, since we know he can’t read....

My personal favorite with tailgaters is pressing the brake just slightly. Just so the brake lights come on but not really slowing you down. After a few seconds of brake lights, long enough for them to relax into it and still tailgate, a quick tap so they see your rear end lift. Not a full stop, just a firm but short…

This article gives me an idea for a New Car challenge (or ebay challenge):

I always thought it would be cool to take a modern car back in time. Far back enough where automobiles were common but where something like a modern Accord V6 would easily be the fastest car on the planet. (assume logistical things like fuel compatibility are no issue)

That night I made a mental note to myself to always keep a beach towel under the back seat. I still keep one there.

We so don’t miss you either.

Found one. This track wasn’t used and turned into a total disaster.

You’re correct, this is a totally wrecked nitro.

Herbie did it better

It’s worth noting that the Samurai weighs half what a Nitro weighs.

Ouch.

It actually emits an aura that automatically reduces the MPG rating of every car within 100 yards by 15%.

On a positive note, the throttle activation without steering input triggered the car to run in test mode so at least it wasn’t polluting that much on its way to catching on fire.