I can just see him taking the same corner at 65 going “come at me bro.”

It’s broken dude. Boulders and car undersides don’t mix.

No no no. As you said he understeered off in the snow. He knows that the way to avoid that happening again is a car prone to oversteer, and he has one so he’s going home to get it. The man’s a genius.

I’m going to generally agree with you. These ethical standards assume that everyone is on the same page and that everyone wants to do what they’re supposed to do.

I’m often thankful for idiots like that. Job security is great.

Crack Pipe. This guy wants more money for the bodykit and wheels -both are terrible. The car is also black, which for some reason is the worst color on a 996.

All those upgrades. Basically it is just a rich person’s version of a tricked out corolla. Sorry, but you don’t get back the price you spent on mods to a corolla and you do not get the money back on this. CP. 

It does seem to be listed for a bit more than stock examples in similar condition and mileage, so it’s a bit of a tough call. Given that all the work was done by an actual shop, and not in some guy’s parents’ backyard, that does help lend a little credence to the overall build quality.

I kind of assumed this was the reason. Confirmation that I’m not crazy (at least for this reason) is appreciated.

The Excursion is a fabulous truck for what it is. Normally I’m into German sport sedans, but the Excursion brings out my inner ‘Murican. Eventually I want an Excursion that looks like this:

I think it’s still law. Even a couple of months ago I was still seeing those road-hazard light up sign boards they park in the emergency lane admonishing no one in particular about it.

And as our good buddy Bronn would tell us:

Still waiting on tech that would disable the high-beams of all these morons with a low beam burned out who think turning on their high beams fixes the problem.
Or how about disabling the high beams of every Honda Civic/Accord/Toyota Camry driver within a 60 mile radius of wherever I currently live, because these people…

What you need is an early 2000's Ford Excursion. You can get them with the bare-bones XLT trim, with cloth seats and minimal amenities to keep it simple. You can find them in 4WD versions and with a giant V10, or you could go the Power Stroke 7.3L diesel route if you want to spend a bit more. Those old Excursions run…

You and I David might have been the only people that were wondering this recently. So on behalf of...um...myself, thanks.

Excuse me sir, the cunt community doesn’t wish to be associated with the Trump Shit Show.

Maybe Mexico will pay for the wall, after all!

This guy is such a cunt.

3 kids and a dog and gear in an XJ? I don’t think that’s enough vehicle for what she needs!

Jalopnik has already covered this exact problem: you need a Bronco Centurion.