Your handle accurately describes my feelings seeing the number of comments for this article compared to the next one about a fucking Tesla. EVERYONE should have their card revoked.

It will ,undoubtedly, be Japanese.

Have I died?? How come I’m grey again?

Pashaw, that’s brand new. There’s got to be someone who gave up on their project selling one for half that.

Probably server issues near me, ten minutes after I posted that I did another refresh and ten more articles popped up.

Why did I have to search for NPOCP instead of being able to find it on the Jalopnik home page today?

That picture looks like next year’s compilation of “everything recalled for listeria.”

Thanks, don’t watch Faux news, my own eyes saw this go down. Good luck with that Japanese radiation.

I’d almost rather look at Britney’s stubbly crotch shot than that.

Either that or.... Nothing ever passed. It’s not too bad here, failures are reinspected at the same station for no additional charge. But there are the inevitable Firestone and Midas shops that fail you for a “brake vibration” when test drives aren’t even part of the inspection. I’ve had friends call me about crap…

Stuart? This time of year? Drunk college kids.

As long as the OBD accumulators are up and the CEL is out, you’re good.

I will quietly voice my support. While I agree cars need to be safe, I know there will be no half measure like you speak of. Here in MA, I’ve watched inspections grow from simple safety, through emissions and dyno tests up to California emissions. Once the local muckety mucks get a taste of the sweet expired sticker…

Oh! I almost forgot.... Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Way to de-escalate the situation, DHS. Whomever came up with this policy would get killed one day as a beat cop.

Now I want to try that. Dick.

My daughter had no respect for the Accord we gave her. I did the math; it would have been cheaper to RENT her a car for what she cost us in repairs.

Watching the first one right now. Several LOLs so far, the Key and Peele crack caught me off guard.

I’m with you on the Buick. Family member had one, I remember it having the worst understeer I had ever experienced. The plastic body panels were laughable also, and it was also a sea of maroon.

I was banging a chick shortly after high school who had a first gen with literally no brakes. None. As in, I think pieces were actually missing. Short relationship.