Nobody asked you that. Literally everyone knows out of area chowder is rotten shit.

So far, Martellus Bennett and Devin McCourty have declined the invitation to the White House. I’m sure more will follow. The Pats are New England’s team, not Trump’s or the Alt-right’s.

Victims? We’ve got more fans at the victory parade right now than turned up for Lord Dampnut’s inauguration. Everyone else is a victim from where we’re standing.

I live less than an hour from Foxborough. Went to high school with Doug Flutie. I’m a lifelong Pats fan and read this article with a big, shit eating grin on my face. Whereas you wrote it with your stinging sphincters wrapped tightly around your own skull. And I’m okay with that.

Reluctant CP, it might be worth the money in Russia but not here. Maybe Trump will buy it for his inevitable getaway vehicle.

Ad says it has a FL title. Relocating it brings questions, but if you have 40 large to indulge this curiosity you can work the rest out.

Thank you. I also grew up in a town where the cops did more with words and presence than guns. They were actual tough guys, not bullies.

It would be awful if the acting sucked, but the cast is fantastic and pull it off with the right level of camp. Is it emmy material? Meh. I like it.

Congratulations on becoming (being?) part of the real-world Lexcorp.

Six and a half.

For someone with some skill, a grand and offspring with which to share their knowledge, this is a lifetime of amusing anecdotes. I’m personally partial (to say the least) to a-body Mopars, but if you see a unicorn, you want to ride it. And this is the hideous, rotten, broken shitbox of therapy the doctor ordered.

Low Key auto sales in Carver, MA.

This feels like the perfect time for wild speculation.

Well, I’m 6'1, 240, a Fiero feels like a coffin. And colored plastic? What was endearing about a car without paint? The front suspension was buttery and brittle at the same time. Complete agreement about the 2.8, high on my list of worst contemporary powerplants. And the fact that many of the owners were as…

I probably should have added that it was no stranger.... We knew each other well. Still do.

I may be unduly prejudiced against Fieros... When I was in high school, there was a townie who would come to our local cruise night in a red one with orange flames and engraved windows. I got a standing ovation from the crowd one night when I kicked the exhaust tip and screamed “get that FUCKING thing out of here!”

Three rights make a left. He should have left the Rabbit engine in it,too. With a blower.

I can’t help but speculate what the 330 or so people who voted NP so far require in the form of humiliation to get off. We’ve got fifty shades of crack pipe right here.

Someone took two cars I would never want, fused them together and created a nexus of “fuck that” the likes of which I have seldom seen before. I require payment just to look at the whole ad.

Don’t bother with wrenches, the hexes on fasteners in that car turned round a decade ago. You need a healthy selection of vice grips, a drill, Tek screws and a torch.