It’s not, it just requires the involvement of farm animals. Check the owners manual.

Yugo owners usually have to settle for, oh, one of those things.

(cue groaning)

I remember these quite clearly and find it surprising when confronted with production numbers. That being said, the original rims gave it the signature look. Without them, it just isn’t anymore.

But..... Headrest speakers came in Fieros, and look how THEY have taken off.

Not if you can’t find a set of the original rims, they were damn near half the package.

You’re right about MA, they define it as anyone who buys and sells three cars in a calendar year. That entails a dealer’s license, dealer plate and insurance, god only knows what from the town you live in. It’s the land of open titles, which don’t qualify to get you a fat buyback check.

Yup. Paint, primer and a not-insignificant portion of body filler. Basically, the nuclear option.

As someone stated.... There aren’t any corners in Kansas.

Ad says it has a 3.73 locker, but as with the HP estimate I find it dubious at best, utter bullshit at worst.

I said “almost”

That’s a road head seat. I’m almost interested in this for half the money and the stock engine, with everything working.

Those trannies won’t stay together in a Vega, which weighs in at about a third of this land yacht’s curb weight, with a stock 350 in front. This can be fully expected to leave transmission parts like breadcrumbs for the tow truck to follow.

I WEEP for the W30 that died so this may live.

Each sticker is worth a tenth in the no-prep grocery run.

Yeah, I’ve worked with several jerkoffs just like you. May you hook for the rest of your life.

When I clicked on the ad, my mouse began leaking pus and the processor overheated. I think it gave my computer Chlamydia.

You’re right, it’s only been 27. Three states, a dozen police agencies, IRS, GMAC, Wreckmaster certification and two manufacturers.

Seriously for a moment, Justin... How do you deal with all the smug, clueless schmucks that obviously know more than anyone?

Just as well. He was a dick.