The problem with auctioning a car like this is the distinct possibility of it being “well bought.” Sure, reserves get put on but the process to get it there and all can make people drop them to be done with it. I’m surprised Jay Leno hasn’t snapped it up. Anyone who would have this surely has his number.

Then you experienced crushing disappointment early on. Good for you.

If it was a conspiracy it would be a concept SAAB.

454. Reading is fundamental.

You get a star for suggesting said flogging. This is like seeing a red GNX.

“Death throes?”

I’m calling this NP for a few reasons.... Not the least of which is how few of these are left unexploded. And yeah, the Harley crowd completely embraces these. Good luck finding one under $10k. Easy enough to return to stock or better with a little elbow grease.

If You bring a friend it’s a Wego.

I’m kind of curious why this constitutes an issue worthy of an article here. I can see it if a hundred of these all had the same problem. My son’s STi had the traction control warning light come on and after the first attempt at a repair it - wait for it - CAME ON AGAIN. LYNCH SUBARU!

Please forgive my ignorance, but....

So... Whatever this shmoe has stripped off his car is all they can still make use of, basically. In this country, anyway. I’m sure VW wouldn’t have any trouble flooding the used parts market with stuff that fits gas jobs just fine. That might even boost their resale value - inexpensive and readily available parts.…

Can’t? Says you. Containers full of stolen things that can’t be sold get exported all. The. Time.

I suspect he’s just alive enough to prevent the execution of his will. The only thing possibly more horrifying than that is the question of how aware he is.

Why?

Hint: it’s the same type who smear gold on their walls and buy Eastern European whores.

This is what happens when Natasha Fatale dyes her hair blonde and meddles in politics. I’m sure squirrel will not be far behind.

OMG.... THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOCRACY WARS WILL BE FOUGHT.

Boxer-8?

I’m sure I can vilify Edison with my eyes open.

Did he.... Run over grandma’s walker? Is that some kind of armadildo bar on the front?