I always fall down the “recommended stories” rabbit hole and find myself preparing to comment on a post from nine years ago. That I’ve read before.

I taste pennies just looking at that.

I gotta admit, one of the most interesting candidates in a long time. Definitely some serious iron.... But, seriously, what the hell is it good for anymore?

The blown tire was the result of irreparable alignment flaws, causing permanent axle damage. Lightning spends the rest of his days being towed around by Mater, slowly descending into madness until they go on a rampage, scrapping everything that comes through town during the full moon.

I’d buy it just to see how much boost it takes to make it a bomb.

My response to this, as is frequently the case, is... Who GAF?

If I had the clout to be publicly nonchalant and acerbic like Clarkson, I would.

I can’t say how common this is, but it happened to me.

Really - Tandy? The radio division was Realistic. And I had one.

Flood damage? In Florida? Whoever HEARD of such a thing!

Thanks for reinforcing my original position, you smarmy, entitled cocksucker.

Somehow I don’t think I’m out of line calling you a huge douchebag for that sentiment. Who the fuck do you or anyone who starred your shitty, condescending comment think you are? Storage lots are for people who have knowingly settled where they can’t keep their toys or are so anally attached to the pristine appearance…

I doubt you’re ever going to get a NP vote on anything with the wheel on the wrong side.

My son is rockin an actual Sti, a ‘12 with no nitrous, no mods and he STILL launched the engine.

A Sebring with 175k? It wasn’t worth a water pump.

Drum brakes? Step up a little into medium duty trucks and have a shot at Lucas Girling drum brakes. Or ask anyone who has and see the face they make when they hear “Girling.” It should be similar to smelling dogshit.

Lucky guy. I had a filter in a Ford motorhome with a 7.3 that stripped itself off down to the base plate. Then two of us alternated between heating it with a torch and hitting it with an air hammer for almost an hour.

One would think that the construction crew OVERESTIMATED the strength of the area, no?

IT’S NOT A COUPE!