Now it looks like a pig with braces and head gear.

Mom’s first ever brand new vehicle was an ‘84 S10 2.8 auto 4WD.

Thank God you have your priorities straight.

Sell the backglass and rims, rule LeMons.

I just want to add that I’ve been in several legally prickly situations that were all improved because a) I didn’t run and b) I was nice to the cops. No details.... They’re irrelevant. But even the hardest, asshole cop eventually will break the act and treat you well with the right encouragement.

Because everyone should have a pillow-top mattress to keep them alert in traffic.

They didn’t finish it, though! If you’re going to make something useless and impractical, go all the way. Hand-blown neon tube spark plug “wires” would light this nicely. The faster the RPM’s, the brighter the show. Let’s not forget the clear coolant tubes I saw somewhere recently, and why not throw some stripper…

I love this, and not just because my daughter’s name is Sienna. That’s just a bonus. I will be looking up history and specs in the morning.

I need one. With front and rear a/c, infotainment, nav, line lock, trans brake and launch control. Think we could go E85?

So, I read through yesterday’s replies looking for the one from the owner of the Static and couldn’t find it. I feel unfulfilled not knowing what he had to say about that beeg dose of reality.

I’m dispatching a letter to my senator IMMEDIATELY. We need this, post haste. But without flappy paddles.

Eat my shift.

What is with the rash of people thinking their shit is gold? Yesterday’s Static abortion and now this blue-waffle Vulva. Next you’ll be out on the front lawn picking up dog turds by the clean end.

You need to get acquainted with a particular technical term.... Overlay. This thing isn’t worth tearing it all out and starting over, so go get a big roll of 14ga wire.

International heavy wrecker, mostly custom made wiring that I actually fixed. Tracy needs to stop whining about his silly little Jeepy thing.

THE RACE IS RIGGED.

What the hell is this thing trying to be? The only starting point I can imagine for that STUPID front axle setup is carnage beyond repair of the original TTB. Personally, I would have slid a pair of DROP I-beams in there, big brakes and a blower, no goofy-ass tire cage in the bed and built on the spirit of a Lightning.

If I lost a shoe in that water I wouldn’t want it back two minutes later. Calling the Merrimack a river may be overly charitable, it’s more like a cesspool with a current.

The Merrimack runs roughly the color of flat Coke. Lowell and Haverhill were textile towns along with many others along that river and did it no favors. Cars got dumped in there because they couldn’t possibly be seen.

This was an engineered incident to test the nation’s reaction to nearly losing what is hoped to be a national treasure.