I’ll throw out a NP just to hang the doors with the VFW badges on the walls of the garage.

Andso continues the CP roll. One might say you’re addicted to crack, Robber.

The price on a car like this is completely subjective, beholden to no price guide or market comparison. What are you willing to pay for it? Selling it anywhere other than a high end auction is beyond foolish, get two disgustingly wealthy start-up douches in the same room and find the upper limits of their wallets’ego.…

I learned how to back a trailer when I was 9. It’s not that difficult with the smallest amount of practice. There is nothing “pro” about this system - a pro only needs mirrors. At least call it what it is, like.... Trailer crutch. Backing for dummies. Dyslexia assistant. Do you even back up, bro?

I believe the apropo phrase is “an ass for every seat.”

Porkroast wrap, obviously, because gluten.

Can’t be unseen. This needs to be distributed on a worldwide basis, for all to see. If only there was a medium accessible on that level.....

Please, God, for the love of everything mechanical and good, make this heap of shit go down with a solid CP.

For the condition? It needs a rear axle. That one can’t be straightened because it’s barely more than sheetmetal, and I highly doubt any of the hardware will successfully transfer so that means rear brakes, backing plates, e-brake cables, wheel bearings.... I realize you still went CP but that’s enough for me to…

Why not? Since you asked...

You’re on a pretty solid CP roll here lately. A man with your experience must be able to see most of these coming.... Or is there an element of wishful thinking at work here?

Never too soon.

It’s the free grease that tastes the sweetest.

I’m going to need your definition of “luck”

Wait! A 32 year old mutt of a Kraut undriveable project car? For ONLY 5500?? Does it come with a half empty jar of Vaseline in the glovvie with a couple black wiry hairs stuck to it?

That’s what you get for buying a car from Circuit City.

I can see that I’m (so far) clearly in the minority, but I’ve made up my mind. I never had much love for that Mustang body style, or any post II for that matter. The day my daughter said “guys who drive Mustangs are all douchebags” was one of the proudest moments of my life.

That’s not even a Caddy engine, though... It’s a 2.8 Chevy, on my personal list of the worst engines ever. Around #4 or so.

The concept that nearly killed Cadillac, for money? How about this deal... The guy who is trying to sell this POS can buy a gallon of gas and I’ll stop by and light this miserable turd on fire for free, provided I can sell marshmallows for the true car people to roast over it’s smoldering carcass.

No.