I have SO many tales to choose from, over so many years, I feel compelled to step aside as the central character and defer to my beloved ‘85 F-150 stepside. It was a 16th birthday present that I got with 32k miles on the clock, an old school custom soft tonneau, a 300ci six with a 4 speed, bright red paint and not a…

OMG, the concrete lawn donkey. I once rented a house in Holiday, FL, which immediately became the pot smoking, binge drinking, acid tripping center of my circle of friends. Oddly, I recall being the only one who had a full time job. And one of two functioning vehicles amongst, oh, 15 people. (everyone was between 17…

Apparently, he found their GT-spot.

I had to leave my job as foreman at a Freightliner dealer because I started waking up screaming because a 700lb transmission fell on my head in a dream.

OMG! Someone found a single part cast off a new model??

Reall? I noticed an inordinate amount of people from Indiana.

The goddamn video won’t play.

I almost hate to be a wet blanket here, but Eagle bus went under many moons ago. Problem with the rear end? Ten grand. Steering issues? Ten grand. They used a lot of proprietary parts that no one bothers to reproduce. Willie sold it for a reason.

Too many miles, doors, owners, upgrades and thousands.

Like many Mustang owners, this one doesn’t know when to lift.

The second one was added as a result of the Yelchin family lawsuit.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Pinky was the genius. Everyone knows that.

You’re talking to the wrong people. This wasn’t about publicity, it was about money. Kanye’s, I’d say.... The call that ended his concert was from the guy who just finished cleaning out the little woman. The jewelry should cover an interest payment on his debt.

To me? Absolutely.

Nothing against Rock Auto, but I wouldn’t get a/c parts from them for a keeper if they were free. I would wind up fabbing the lines and getting some Red Dot parts.

I’d offer 7 grand and he’d take it, but 95 is waaaay too much cheddar.

I’ve driven A ‘78 big block Ford in summer heat and never will again. I’d go NP if this thing needed a tranny before dealing with disconnected a/c. Guaranteed there is no part of the system still serviceable, I can estimate a grand in parts alone.

Absolutely love this, but for nearly ten grand the a/c better goddamn work.

I can already make vehicles of all sorts do whatever I want.