Just think about how stupid the average person is..... And realize half the people alive are stupider than that. This cage is an automatic nomination for a Darwin award. (as is a vote for Trump)

That’s okay... After a weekend with me, it’s gonna be on Craigslist.

Really? Homeboy thinks his long block and tranny are worth 4k? Because besides the obvious, recent damage, someone went and tore out the fuel injection, air conditioning and any remaining redeeming qualities this toilet ever had. Make it a race car.... or make it a nice car. This is neither, just a gigantic, empty CP.

My thoughts exactly. Add up the damage repair, subtract it from the value of the driveline and it’s worth him paying for the tow to my shop. And scrapping the leftovers for me after I pillage the carcass. And her phone number - obviously a passionate woman.

Kinja’d!

No. It’s Arabic for “my penis rotted off in 1984."

Why couldn’t he have been driving a Venza?

I need to load this (along with a few more) on a transport, drag back to MA, double the price, repeat. I could get 2500 for this thing if it had NO ENGINE. NP.

There’s only one thing to do now, Doug.... Get a job driving for an escort service.

I’m sure one of them has been bored out. 30 over or by over 30?

Canadian burnouts.

I’m sure he was glad it was only an embankment, but I bet it felt like a cliff.

I doubt this guy’s pain will ever end.

Rarity notwithstanding, ugly and busted is just that. He should cut the body off the useless chassis, bring it back to gelcoat or primer and find someone who can appreciate it.

Youcouldn’t pay me to nursemaid anything that had that abomination of engineering incompetence under the hood. Biggest CP EVER.

With THAT front end? CP. The ugliest grille ever fitted to a car with an available 340.

Fucking Texan militia people will do whatever necessary to see their favorite driver win.

He seems to be already kind of a big deal in the UK, which is huge for a guy with a face for radio. I know virtually nothing about him beyond that and his ridiculously expensive Ferrari. I will give him a fair chance, but if I’m not hooked two and a half episodes in.....

You forgot the whale penis leather seats and baby seal skin ball massager. And it has to be a merlot Brougham, pronounced mur-low bro-ham.

I haven’t read the letter in question but I can tell you I’m a master level diesel mechanic familiar with SCR systems. I wouldn’t be surprised if CARB wasn’t completely aware of how the system functions.