*shartable

If it had been a white groundhog it would still be alive, smh.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

how ever will an attractive white woman land on her feet? This is damn near a death sentence.

Oh my god. Found on Twitter. He did actually workout in preparation for May Day

But still he persisted.

It is surprising to me how many people are surprised that Shaq cares about saving money on gas. Rich people like keeping their money!

Chubb at 5 is a damn steal and it’s a safe pick for Elway who has bombed at drafting.

I’m actually disappointed that the Cardinals are out of the running. I wanted them to give up the house for one player.

lol, christ dude.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Ignorance is Bliss.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Couple things to keep in mind:

Hopefully this contract ends with him replacing Mike Matheny as manager, which is exactly how his career started.

Who would actually buy this shirt?

“What’s it like, being irrelevant and getting suspended in a different time zone?” “Ever think of a dating show starring yourself called Kissin’ Cousins?” “Does DeMarcus translate to ‘The Marcus’ or ‘Of Marcus’?”

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.