And boom goes the dynamite.

“Yeah yeah, that’s ok”

Don’t forget about the Fukinawa!

This is the greatest goddamn headline I’ve ever read. Raise your jersey to the rafters, you’ve achieved greatness.

I live in Arizona and this will now be my go-to explanation of why they won’t leave.

Imagining your avatar (Spock) making that comment totally makes that star-worthy.

Anybody else think “HJ 549" sounds like a secret agent name in an awesome porn?!

That sounds right

That face when you’re drunk and you think you just gave the best excuse to get out of an extreme DUI.

And I’m dead. Bravo

But I gotta wait until January 2013? Nah

But I gotta wait until January 2013? Nah

Came for the Dirty Bird jokes...am I too late?

Who’s has a worse year-

My sister lived outside Seattle when I was in grade school. My brother and I were huge Ken Griffey Jr. fans so when we visited, she bought us tickets to see a game at the King Dome. (We got to see Griffey homer in person, which was spectacular, but he’s not the the focal part of this story.)

Todd Walsh is THE WORST. That is all.

Didn’t know E.Baum was still putting out videos...

Get off the internet, Dad.

that was delicious.

Saw her perform in September and she was PHENOMENAL. You could tell how much she loved the stage and talked about how even with the treatments she was going through, she couldn’t help but get back on stage. RIP

So nobody is going to talk about what Britney is doing to her lips?