Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

Went through airport security at BWI with Hochuli a few years ago. He was pulled aside for additional screening bc he had multiple laptops in his bag.

My best, Ed

Fine, you look it up on the internet, I’ll look it up in my gut.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

There’s a Japanese College football world??

...grandpa? But...you’re dead!

“But it would surprise roughly no one if a Reds batter is given a retaliatory plunk.”

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

+ number 2

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I have a hard time believing the Patriots would employ anyone capable of committing such a heinous crime for so many years.

Well, if he didn’t disclose this does it count as