Or! Or...

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

“So the big question here, is Booker’s basketball star potential to actress hotness ratio going to be a like Lindsay Lohan, where her amazing hotness peaked at age 20 and her return could be measured at pennies on the dollar in the years after that?

Devin “one better than 69" Booker.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.

It was a joke, because a lot of blowhards from Deadspin come to Compete to bitch about eSports.

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

That shit grows everywhere in SoCal.

Counterpoint: Anyone with a brain leaves Boston eventually.

This is insulting to children and babies.

How mature and brave of you. Does your arm get tired from patting yourself on the back for such heroism? I deplore the president but his saying “give him a chance” is not an admission of support. By no means deplorable enough to never listen to a historically great comic again.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

idk why but this comment made me lol. it’s like you are describing an unknown case to the masses or something

Justin Trudeau spent 127k on a vacation and Canada is losing its shit. These Trump stories make me feel better. And also worse.

why do people ALWAYS go with white people as their go-to analogy for what “working class” means?

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

No, it’s more like ejaculating on a candle, but the candle is actually your smartphone and the floor is lava.