I was at that game, and I can best describe the atmosphere as the world’s largest, most enthusiastic minor-league baseball game. Just ecstatic, everyone was so into it. Every time one of the teams would score, the players would clear out from the benches to celebrate, and they’d interact with the fans to get them more…

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

Geert the fuck out of here.

Co-signed the entire Bulls organization and fanbase.

This is not okay.

“Smithers, have The Rolling Stones killed.”

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

He (not really) gone!

If there is a worse broadcaster in professional sports, I haven’t found him or her yet.

“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.

Finally!

Ah, so you haven’t been watching basketball in recent years?

Yadi’s involvement in this play has to be giving Cardinal fans some sort of existential crisis today.

But it makes perfect sense...

Watched this live next to my wife (who gives -2 shits about baseball) and tapped her leg while saying ‘you gotta watch this fuckin replay!’

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

I can’t tell, all of the Asian Dongs are so blurry I can’t get a good idea.

Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

It’s kind of how, in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Rufus had to ensure Wyld Stallyns survived and became successful in order to save mankind.