I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Thank you, Captain. I endeavor to be accurate.

Any pizza, if made correctly, makes you go poop. Highly satisfying.

Tomorrow night the back of the poor fellow’s uniform will just say “Lee.”

can’t take credit though, someone sent me this a while back.

Always with the ‘Skins shirt! It’s like if Bigfoot was spotted foraging through the forest with a bigfoot shirt on. It’s like he wants you to know.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Well if that’s him, he isn’t exactly trying to blend in.

When they do, it will be the final Finals.

My first thought was the kings aren’t making the fucking finals.

Senator Blanche Devereaux 😂😂😂

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How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

lifestyles indeed...

Too bad you don’t get the cup during the event.

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.