1 minute, 6 seconds. That’s all I could watch before my my body’s physical reaction was to turn it off.

He recorded the video on the set of Conan O’Brien’s old late night show

Yeah, he would have been all like, “eh.. you got any gum?.. ya racist!”

Odor? He stinks.

Jimènez looked like butt from his first pitch. That should have been the first indicator of how the game was going to end.

Did any research involve actually watching baseball? Players have never been in better shape. Growing up, you’d see guys like Ron Karkovice all over the field...

I think he should start on a smaller scale. Maybe try just a simple Diversity Day, first?

For someone who is a Cubs fan and incredibly anti-Trump, this is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.

Yah, duh.

This made me equal parts happy and incredibly depressed. Wow.

I rarely get emotionally involved when celebrities/athletes pass away but this has me fucked up.

What would be the reaction if a guy went back on his word and kept playing after a “farewell tour”? Papi is generally revered in the game so I’d be curious if fans/media went after him for playing another year or two.

The thought of the Cardinals losing their 69th game to my Cubs has left me unreasonably giddy

Still not enough hustle for the D-Backs...

Ding!

soo...that’s a good thing...right?

“I’M SPEA-KING SLOW-LY. DO YOU UNDER-STAND ENG-LISH ANY BET-TER??”

oh those sandy nights