Nothing will ever compare to the Justin Turner Chia Pet

Ooh.

“nobody’s ever kicked people with their feet, messed with somebody with their feet, had feet be their friend, and won.”

I’d go balls to the wall if I played for the Braves this year. Best case scenario, I’m injured and don't have to play again

Good to know the average White Sox fan won't change even if the stadium name does.

Looking forward to the moment when JPP is asked to point out the individual responsible for releasing his information.

“Grow a unibrow” might be my favorite multi-purpose phrase

How are we going to find out when players retire from The Players’ Tribune?

OOOOOOOOOKAY

The Rovell Twitter Translator™ gets old after a while.

If you enhance the audio, you can hear Chapman with every pitch..

Best inmates in baseball.

With all the craziness going on this year, I was convinced the Supreme Court was going to hear this case. This makes me feel better.

Is it an unwritten rule to not draw something on the field?

John Paxson’s 3 to beat the Suns in the ‘93 Finals.

You beautiful son of a bitch.

That was really dumb.

So can I be mad that the Bulls ran Thibodeau out of town? Because I'm still furious.