there goes any chance of Russ passing this next season

What else is filed to: HORSE HEADS FILLED WITH COCAINE !?

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

I'm crying laughing.

I've never had more fun watching baseball than I have watching this team.

You're right, I should've given him his due. My point remains, I don't get the reasoning.

Ok.

I don’t understand the need for players/ex-players to carry guns everywhere. Protection? From what? I work for an NFL team/have a good knowledge of players in the league and I would have assumed his was a made up name before guessing, “undrafted 3rd stringer”

“Get yours today at Sport’s Authority!”

Do you accept bits of string?

Gritty, warning-track power was the main selling point in the DBacks signing Grienke.

To be fair, at the end of his life Dean Smith probably couldn’t remember if he was a basketball coach or a hockey player anyway...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Thuper Bacteria”

I live in a RED state and I've yet to meet anyone that supports Trump. Who the hell are these people??

Detectives say that Agholor’s initial advances were rebuffed but he showed great school spirit and continued to fight on.

I would totally pay for access to a place that had bears easily accessible to the public so we could watch and enjoy them playing in a... Shit, that’s a zoo.

“Rolling down the freeway in the hot, hot sun”... Good luck getting that out of your heads too.

Peja is one of the first guys I can remember selecting in video games because of his unreal distance. I enjoy this.