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Aug 19 2013
5

Jesus Christ on a fucking cracker.........Donald Trump wrote that?!? I couldn't even read the rest. Donald fucking Trump wrote that? Someone do him a favor and take away all social media. WTF?

Aug 16 2013
4

Am I the only one who is ecstatic for stewart to come back?! I'll admit I liked John oliver, I really did, but we're talking about JON FUCKING STEWART

Aug 16 2013
1

She makes me feel so many feels. I love her, I envy her, I want to hug her, maybe make out with her? I don't know!

Aug 16 2013
5

I think it's the tux. Just brings a sense of festivity to life without worrying about crotch-shots!

Aug 16 2013
1

Exactly. If ever on a date where the girl says "I read this great article on Jezebel" you always politely pay the bill and walk out.

Aug 16 2013
192

I just took the quiz, and apparently I'm a Nespresso Coffee Maker. I didn't even realize that was one of the options.

Also, this is Thor Lund:

Aug 16 2013
2

Your mom was awesome. I hope I grow up to be like her.

Aug 16 2013
1

Your mom sounds cool. "If you see something, say something!"