Isn't that a tad redundant?

Tell me you're going to go up the 1 like everyone suggested.

True. Though the same answer could be given to the ladies in the video above demanding more dick.

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

I'm...confused. I think I need Hugo to explain to me if these are feminist or not.

"Where it is often unwelcome"

What do they call it now?

The Confederate Conference
The Conference formerly known as the SEC
Waffle House Conference
Dixie Conference

I think it should be Up, Up, Down Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start.

They still don't have anything on mallards.

omg

I wanted to use this picture but the orientation was wrong :(

There's clearly some pretty esoteric experimentation going on there.

I approve.

It's recommended that you use your tears for lubricant.

Can we just talk about this cover for two seconds?

That woman is in high spirits for having suffered a rather serious shoulder dislocation.

Maybe they should have a duel to clear this up. Or a spelling contest!

Can somebody please buy Howard Stern a calendar from this century and remind him we've moved on? He's the Andrew Dice Clay of radio... shouldn't be seen or heard from outside the confines of a smoke-filled Indian casino.

Instead of trying to shame people sitting quietly at baseball games reading, Deadspin should make an effort to out these idiots. It really is disruptive to play, and distracting as a spectator.

Howard Stern is the worst