I had the opportunity to meet him at a Bouchercon some 20 years ago. I was just a lowly bookseller, but he was very gracious and charming. Take a lesson from that, Sue Grafton.
You seem surprised. It's more like "Donald Trump wrote that." With a period.
You should have called this "How to Set Fire to Your Sticky, Slimy Kitchen".
I've used it a few times fom Chicago to Columbus, OH and back. It's not bad...$50 isa lot cheaper than driving. But then the train/cab combo to get to the 'burbs is a pain.
Uh, we should talk...you're not as "fresh" as you could be.
You're lucky that MP wasn't named Major Reacher because Jack reacher would have sent both of you to the hospital.
I like your style.
I must be the most creative motherfucker to ever live.
I was kinda going with the silicone pirates. Manly men after big fake boobs.
Well, based on the last soda article, I imagine killing a hobo with a hammer is some good cardio.
Because that scene would have sucked if the guy with the cleaver had turned around and said, "Hi. How are you? As you can see, we're cannibals."