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8/20/13
12:11 PM
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And it wasn't just spit it was SALIVA spit. Spit made from SALIVA!!! It was not a loogey. It was SALIVA spit. Read more

8/20/13
11:46 AM
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I had the opportunity to meet him at a Bouchercon some 20 years ago. I was just a lowly bookseller, but he was very gracious and charming. Take a lesson from that, Sue Grafton.

8/20/13
11:37 AM
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You seem surprised. It's more like "Donald Trump wrote that." With a period.

8/20/13
11:11 AM
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Where is this that they put RAMPS in front of big gaps in the freeway? Are you encouraged to try and jump them? WTF? Read more

8/19/13
5:41 PM
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You should have called this "How to Set Fire to Your Sticky, Slimy Kitchen".

8/19/13
3:01 PM
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I've used it a few times fom Chicago to Columbus, OH and back. It's not bad...$50 isa lot cheaper than driving. But then the train/cab combo to get to the 'burbs is a pain.

8/16/13
5:05 PM
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Why is Janelle Monae always having more fun than I have ever had?

8/16/13
4:39 PM
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Uh, we should talk...you're not as "fresh" as you could be.

8/16/13
4:37 PM
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You're lucky that MP wasn't named Major Reacher because Jack reacher would have sent both of you to the hospital.

8/16/13
4:26 PM
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My home would be REALLY cozy because my bus was considerably shorter than that one.

8/16/13
4:22 PM
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So, should I go to this really great bar that has a live band but the beers are like $5 or should I go to a local crappy bar where it's an acoustic act and the beers are $2.50? Read more

8/16/13
4:08 PM
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Wasn't there a high school in PA a while back that was spying on kids and their families through the webcam on the school-provided laptops? Read more

8/16/13
4:05 PM
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I must be the most creative motherfucker to ever live.

8/16/13
2:57 PM
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I was kinda going with the silicone pirates. Manly men after big fake boobs.

8/16/13
2:50 PM
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Well, based on the last soda article, I imagine killing a hobo with a hammer is some good cardio.

8/16/13
2:03 PM
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This makes me embarrassed to be a man. Jesus, Thor, just shut the fuck up. And that sweater? No.

8/16/13
10:26 AM
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Because that scene would have sucked if the guy with the cleaver had turned around and said, "Hi. How are you? As you can see, we're cannibals."