I had the opportunity to meet him at a Bouchercon some 20 years ago. I was just a lowly bookseller, but he was very gracious and charming. Take a lesson from that, Sue Grafton.
You seem surprised. It's more like "Donald Trump wrote that." With a period.
You should have called this "How to Set Fire to Your Sticky, Slimy Kitchen".
Uh, we should talk...you're not as "fresh" as you could be.
I must be the most creative motherfucker to ever live.
I was kinda going with the silicone pirates. Manly men after big fake boobs.
Well, based on the last soda article, I imagine killing a hobo with a hammer is some good cardio.
Because that scene would have sucked if the guy with the cleaver had turned around and said, "Hi. How are you? As you can see, we're cannibals."
When I was a kid, I was in 4-H and we showed sheep. We had a Ram. I can't remember the breed but it was smallish and hornless. One day, when we were loading up the ewes for a fair, my mom leaned over to pick something up and that ram got a good running start and butted her right in the ass and sent her sprawling. It… Read more
I don't like this new format because the author pictures are too small and I can't mast...uh, look at the person whose article I'm writing about.