I was in the Allegheny Tunnel on I76 in PA when a truck beside me had a blow out. This was like 8 weeks after 9/11 and I honestly thought a bomb had gone off and we were going to be trapped in the tunnel.

Bodie is awesome. I haven't been there in years and it still looks pretty much the same.

I think he was disappointed that the car behind him wasn't very wet because he said it shoots a lot farther when he's driving. He should have checked the car behind the car that was behind him. That went like 30 feet.

It doesn't work like that: community property.

Well, that was one of the most goddamned awesome things I've ever seen. I feel better now.

My wife laughs every time I get hurt. I used to get mad but I have since come to understand that she simply cannot help herself.

1. It has to be empty.

I was happy to see your use of the technical term "dickens". I've had a dickens of a time finding anyone who uses it anymore.

Butt I assume that's why they post it...

I think that landslide saved him from being hit by the car.

Hancock goes on to say that "gypsies" have been stereotyped as "free-spirited, promiscuous, indigent criminals who dance around campfires and are fortunetellers, thieves and liars."

Some of these are so damned funny. I love this series.

What about the guy on foot? It seems like he was pretty damned close to it.

That list read like the covers of 89 Woman's World Weeklies.

I don't think a cat should be on the marketing for any kind of human food. Gross.

Is Albert Alfred's brother?

I tried to break up a fight at a local bar and got punched in the back of the head for my troubles. Alcohol is awesome!

I think too many people overthink having kids. They wait for the "right time" or for when they're in the "right place".

Yesterday, terrorists took over my mountain bike and made me go off a trail and fall over. That's the only explanation that makes any sense. I wear this scab with honor, Al Quaeda!!!

Yeah. I didn't really take that into consideration. Or the Jesus butt-plug, for that matter. Shit. Just pretend I didn't type anything.