I'm going on 28 years of marriage and there are three phases of sex:

But it's fish. It MUST be healthy.

Nice article, but you're missing a huge point:

That's a fairly big trend in guitars, also. Personally, I wouldn't spend $4000 on a Les Paul custom that looks like it was dragged behind a truck, but a lot of people do. Instant credibility.

What kind of pants do they wear in Russia? Are those pajamas?

California allows "safe and sane" fireworks, which are fountains. No bottle rockets or firecrackers or anything that leaves the ground.

In Ohio, it is legal to sell all kinds of Fireworks, but illegal to set them off. Someone explain that to me.

I prefer Post Grape Nuts, but I will certainly give this Post Racist a try. Thanks for the recommendation!

As a middle aged man, I am not embarrassed to say that I am a huge P!nk fan. She's the one artist that me, my wife, and daughter can enjoy. The two boys? No. Not P!nk.

I'm gonna run back to that dog pushing the other dog in a shopping cart story, okay? Thanks.

I don't mind if they smoke as long as they're also playing poker.

She has actually accomplished something that no one at ESPN has ever done. She has made each and every commentor on their site agree. They ALL agree. Every one.

Fuckin' crowbars! Yeah!

Miami needs to take notice. This is a seat-filler.

Dear Charles Manson,

I like to say, "You're probably wondering what I'm doing in your closet."

I worked there for four years while I attended CSUF (aka Cal State Disneyland). Great place to work and I still love going there. Although $92 is a little steep for a one day pass. Thank God my uncle belongs to club 33. That way I can spend $92 on food.

So is that somebody's job? To determine the effects of denim on the restaurant? Because if it is, I want that job. I would later test to see what the effects of Lululemon yoga pants would have on the sales of viagra in the pro-shop pharmacy.

Damn. I was kind of counting on this. Guess I'll have to find another sweet 16 gift for my daughter.