Nice shot, man.

They are great in This is the End...

Is there a point for a yellowjacket to exist? Does it serve a purpose? Does it cross pollinate like a bee? It doesn't make honey, so fuck wasps and yellowjackets (are they the same thing?) in their stupid wasp faces.

Isn't "failure to control" what OSU was charged with to merit a bowl ban?

No. 8 would have been better without the creepy laughter behind it.

Holy crap, the written part reminded me of Mason & Dixon, which I have never been able to finish because I have to read each page six times to understand it.

It's like when someone says, "I don't wanna be a dick, but..."

You know why? Because it's fucking hot in Miami in late June. In fact, the Cubans have a saying for hot a Miami summer is. They say: It's fucking HOT!"

And in season one, he mentioned that he was licensed as both an analyst and a therapist, so he combined the names and made this card:

Shouldn't that be "vas"

Where is that? I want to go to there.

It's like Thomas Kinkade's version of a special needs school.

I know I enjoyed the Golden Books sex series. "Sally Got Her Salad Tossed" was one of my favorites as was "The Little Red Caboose".

They would come out with a better, cooler, less expensive one about two weeks after I got this implanted.

That's where the classic film "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" was filmed.

I am not a violent man, but every picture I see of Justin Bieber makes me want to punch him in the face. Is that wrong?

Ohio is also home to Victoria's Secret, and I think that might be more recognizable as a brand than Wendy's.

Look at this bolt. It's as big as a man. A man-sized bolt.

Seriously one of the stupidest things I've ever done.