I hate half a ghost pepper. I was supposed to eat the whole thing and therefore forfeited my $50 reward, plus my dinner, my evening and most of the next day.

Dick Coffee sounds horrible. I don't even like Hazelnut.

Hey! I am currently driving a 2004 Forester XT Manual and I'm not a lesbian! I'm a guy for crying out loud. Although I do like women...and lesbians like women. Maybe it's just a car for people who like women.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A ROBOT MONKEY!!! MAYBE WE SHOULD WALK A LITTLE FASTER!!!

I had a dream that I had a pygmy elephant as a pet. It was about the size of a great dane and acted a lot like a dog. It was a good dream. The elephant and I were best friends and we spent days playing in the backyard and bonding. But then I found out that there are no pygmy elephants and I cannot own one.

Should I go 3-D?

That's unfortunate.

I think you'll end up seeing two types of reviews: People who haven't read the book giving praise, and people who have read the book panning it. I read the book and I'll go see it and I'll probably enjoy it as long as it doesn't become a Roland Emmerich movie.

That's not so bad. Just ask my daughter, Take A Right At The Gas Station.

Can we get them to look like they're killing themselves in the hoarding house?

In Northern, Ohio (and where Cedar point is) is a town called Sandusky. There's North Sandusky, The Sandusky River, Sandusky Dry Cleaners, Regular Sandusky.

I'm with the couple that got married. I mean, when my wife and I married we registered at Bank of America, not Whole Foods.

That would be amazing at big events where the parking is miles from the entrance.

I opened this expecting to find a speaker that I could control with my eyeglasses. I am disappoint.

I love pictures with dirigibles in them.

I hope Mr. Vincent and Mr. Vincenti read Deadspin.

I didn't think anyone on Reddit was old enough to have a wife/girlfriend. And if they were, they wouldn't because nerd.

And isn't he tweeting now that he "can't wait to get out of College Station"?

That football pic looks like they played the game differently back then. "OT B7 to T C8"

But they are AWESOME in This Is The End!!!