I think Reaper is still on Netflix and that's a good binge show. But seriously, you're aware that the new Arrested Development is coming out this weekend, right?

99% of the people that ate the heroin-tinged lasagna would freak out and go to the hospital. It wouldn't be an intense high, it would be a horrifying medical emergency. Only people who want to use drugs have a good time on drugs. This is a goddamned fact.

I regularly drive between Columbus, OH and Chicago, IL. Up until a few months ago i owned a 2004 Jeep Wrangler. While the I-6 had plenty of power, it was not a vehicle that you'd speed in. Above 70 mph, you were very aware of your speed and the fact that your car was rattling apart around you.

We still have those and my son, now 21 will get them out every once in a while. There's a story, in particular, about a scarecrow that is in no way acceptable for most children. My children are weird, so they were okay with it.

Peter Straub's Ghost Story deserves a mention as does the Talisman sequel Black House by Straub and King.

There is no reason to get rid of Ohio. We decide who the President is, after all.

Pacific Coast Highway between Big Sur and Carmel.

I couldn't find this one on their site. Is it a Rhett and Link? Edit: And then I see the Rhett and Link logo in the corner. I are smrt.

I bought the album "Rainbow Rising" because of the cover. Turned out be a good choice.

None were worthy of sausage.

When you do a book signing, do you go out to dinner with the bookstore owners (I'm assuming this is one of the six independent bookstores left)? My wife and I used to have a mystery bookstore and when we had a book signing, the authors actually stayed with us. Granted, we were a good 4 hours from any major city…

"Obungler". "Dimocrats".

Is the guy with her Frank Langella?

As a person who fucks mothers, I am more offended at the first line of the game.

Who is that? Much hotter than the blonde above.

Those were the days of ceramic wheels and trucks that were so stiff you couldn't turn. Who's idea was that? Ceramic wheels.

Of the 3.71 million unique visitors, I like to think that I was most unique.

whoah. dude.

You do NOT put ketchup on hotdogs.

Coincidence that the license plate starts with "meh"?