I imagine what you heard was him trying to say the first name..."SuhGay..." and then realizing he had no idea how to pronounce it "Fuckin' shit." The "suh" part was not mic'd.

In Columbus, Ohio, about 18 months ago, Kraft sold the cheese sauce powder in a shaker can like Parmesan Cheese. Columbus gets a lot of test products. I guess this one didn't pan out.

They have subways in Los Angeles.

This seems like it would do the job...

Q: What's the difference between a 1957 Cadillac and a Michigan Cheerleader?

Isn't Selena Roberts the "journalist" who "broke" the Duke Lacrosse "rape" "story". Shit, not enough "quotes".

Outlaws and Dark Forces II are still two of my favorite games. They were so goddamned BIG. And the Easter eggs were awesome.

Jesus, Deadspin. What are you?

What? I don't even.

My son is cynical. Almost as cynical as I am. My son shares three classes with Aaron Craft at OSU. So when my son says he's a great guy, I tend to believe him.

Here's another tip for grilling during the winter: GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND GRILL IT!

I see snow on the ground. If the lot had been covered in snow when they parked, then maybe it's only a level 2 asshattiness.